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            / (   (    \      DO RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
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           |      __  __)
           |     /  \/  \     DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...

           /\/\ (o   )o  )    RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
          /c     \__/ --.     ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
          (             )     FAR..... the distance to my beer
           \_   _-------'     SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
            |  /        \     LA...... La la la la la la beer
            |  |'\_______)    TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
            |   \_____)       That will bring us back to...
            |_____ |          (Looks into an empty glass)
            |______/\/\
           /         \                D'OH!